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"PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile."

"PHRENOLOGY, n. The science of picking the pocket through the scalp. It consists in locating and exploiting the organ that one is a dupe with."

"TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth."

"IMPARTIAL, adj. Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions."

"OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury."

"MULATTO, n. A child of two races, ashamed of both."

"When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom!"

"Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing."

"Normally, children learn to gauge rather accurately from the tone of their parent's voice how seriously to take his threats. Of course, they sometimes misjudge and pay the penalty."

"Protest long enough that you are right, and you will be wrong. It is easier to admire hard work if you don't do it."

"Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant 'idiot'."

"You have to learn that if you start making sure you feel good, everything will be okay."