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"I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to."

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."

"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing."

"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."

"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."

"The highest manifestation of life consists in this: that a being governs its own actions. A thing which is always subject to the direction of another is somewhat of a dead thing."

"I say fear must be followed by hope. Hope you do something about it. It's a call to action."

"Probably the only place where a man can feel really secure is in a maximum security prison, except for the imminent threat of release."

"Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody else expects of you. Never excuse yourself. Never pity yourself. Be a hard master to yourself - and be lenient to everybody else."

"To revive sorrow is cruel."

"Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice."