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"The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7', it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone."

"For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have."

"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down."

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more."

"Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies."

"Eat before shopping. If you go to the store hungry, you are likely to make unnecessary purchases."

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

"Other things may change us, but we start and end with family."

"For men who had easily endured hardship, danger and difficult uncertainty, leisure and riches, though in some ways desirable, proved burdensome and a source of grief."

"Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment."

"The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend."